Ineffective ways of proving you're not an alcoholic.

[rivka]

rivka: Do you drink alcohol?
Interviewee: Yes.
rivka: Do you drink every day?
Interviewee: No, no, I've missed days.
rivka: *inquiring look*
Interviewee: Well, like when I don't have the money.

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[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

Interviewee: No, no, I've missed days

*gigglesnort* (With thanks to the deities that I decided to have a drink of water *after* reading, not before.:)

I wonder if zie feels bad for missing days...;)

Gesi